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rabioheab:

i used to think it was so cool to be still awake when the sun comes up now i just hang my head in shame and throw my laptop at the floor and whisper ‘not again’

makemestfu:

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marryingthesefive:

zarrycat:

marry me

this is literally me. omfg

(Source: princehomo)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
makemestfu:

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shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

(Source: okaytrue)

liveinphoenix:

idk why people assume youre jealous of everything you hate

i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies

(Source: liveinphoenix)

makemestfu:

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collegehumor:

Humans Enclosed in Balls
Bounce around. Bounce around. Bounce up, bounce up and get down.